"Eyes speak no more, heart feel no fear for she can see all."

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Yours truly, Madame Webb, has her talents showcased in the Canadian magazine ‘Comatose Rose’. An in-depth look at Toronto DJs Human Clone and Karnage
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This Saturday I will be attending the Marilyn Manson concert, I will be sure to post a review!

Little things that tangle Madame’s web –

- How in the cargo/shipping industry, common sense goes ‘right out the window’. No one wants to admit they messed up or forgot something so they create the most stupid excuses to blame it on someone else. That someone else is usually me.

- People who force you into things and then get childish when you say no.

- When you’re in a rush and you get stuck behind some person/people who are sauntering their way through a mall or on a sidewalk.

- When bad things happen to good people, and good things happen to bad people.

- Someone would rather ‘sniff’ for an hour than blow his or her nose.

- When you pay a compliment to someone and he or she gives you a dirty look back.

- When you’re all “Gothed up” to go out and of course you have to sit beside the ‘preacher’ on the bus.

Man, I need to relax more!!